Friday, August 19, 2011

Joke Set #2

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

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