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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in thefield”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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A man walks into a butcher’s shop and inquires of the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you fifty bucks that you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
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A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"
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Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop
The Ihop
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Why did the stoplight turn red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??
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