- He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
- A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, 'What is this, a joke?'
Costumer-”Is this insecticide good for beetles.”
Clerk-”No, it’ll kill them!
Q.What has a bottom at its top?
A. A leg.
Why isn’t Mexico in the Olympics?…
Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.
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